I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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