I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
His hands were made for my vagina.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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