We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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