It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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