Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
