I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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