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out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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