haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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