its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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