Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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