Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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