I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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