Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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