so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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