quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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