I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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