i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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