You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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