super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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