During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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