He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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