you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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