I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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