Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
