Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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