Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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