i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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