It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so explain again why im purple
no
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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