So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
he thought i was a dude.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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