I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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