No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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