No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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