the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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