susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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