just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
pop tarts are not kleenex
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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