As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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