Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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