he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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