You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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