I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Randomize
