Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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