Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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