bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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