Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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