is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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