Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I want to fling myself into the sun
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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