That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I need to stop coming to work sober
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shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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