I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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