HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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