hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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