Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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