Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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