She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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