hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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