If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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