escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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