do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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